Joke of the Day

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar…
One turns to the other and says “Damn, I lost an electron!”
“Are you sure?” the other asks.
“Yes, I’m positive,” came the reply.

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Here’s a joke I made up. It’s not that great, but it’s mine.

**This joke is the sole property of William Dubiak (aka Dobee in wargaming circles) and cannot be re-told or communicated in any way without the inclusion of this ownership clause, even if you don’t think it’s that funny. Void in Sweden, or wherever prohibited.

Joke: Why is Santa’s sleigh so fast?

Answer: Because it’s powered by H-3-O-3.

Get it?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!1!1@

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A Texan sees a sign that reads:

Lobster tail and beer!

“Wow three of my favorite things.”