The Wisdom of Henny Youngman

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

I was having trouble making love to my wife, so I go to see a Psychiatrist, and the shrink asks me, what is the problem?
I can’t make love to my wife, I say.
So, the doctor tells me to run 10 miles a day, and call him in two weeks.
So I call the guy, and he asks me how’s my love life?
How would I know, I reply. I’m 140 miles from home.