Archive for May, 2008

I want one…

Here’s the link to the inventor’s website.

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She said, he said

What can happen when you read your Emily Dickinson, but he doesn’t read his Robert Frost:

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep

One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my feet and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Who knows the answer to, ‘how big is my behind?’

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course

One who loves to send me fishing
And drinking

This doesn’t rhyme
And I don’t give a shit.

Both poems are Anonymous, no surprise there.

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This is for real, I guess:

Click here:

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Best nature video ever.

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Evidently somebody beat me to the phrase The Black House – and this is very funny.

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Joke of the Day

Flight School Training Photo.

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Willy Tee Comics

D’oh!! I don’t know why I’ve never mentioned this before.

WWII Online aka Battleground Europe (it’s a long story about another company that copyrighted the name first and stuff)… anyway, the game has a resident artist who calls himself Willytee, who draws comics based on his experiences in the game.

Please visit Willytee’s website, and watch his latest video, “Sniper, Sniper in the tower.” And check out all his comics, and buy a bunch of his stuff.

Willytee’s Comics

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