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Flag Football

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I read somewhere once, that in the late 1950s a radioactive cloud from a nuclear test in Nevada blew over Los Angeles, and because of the inversion layer, it stayed in place over the city for several days. It wasn’t reported in the newspapers or on television, and life apparently went on as usual, and over the years I haven’t heard any more about it. Several reports have been released and posted on the internet though, that document the movement of nuclear radiation over LA to the Pacific Ocean in the 60s, but none make mention of any clouds that lingered over the city for any long periods of time.

I’m not sure if it had anything to do with the Atomic testing in Nevada, but I do remember that on several occasions while my friends and I were playing flag football outside, some of the boys complained that their lungs burned, and it hurt to breathe, and I had felt it too.

In those days we played flag football a lot, even at school. Every morning we’d all gather out in the east field at Ramona School, and the captains would choose up sides. We never chose the captains, it was more like, “Who wants to be captain?” and the same two boys, Hank and Roy would always volunteer to be the captains. Hank was always the captain of my team, and I usually didn’t have to wait too long to be chosen. I wasn’t the biggest or strongest guy out there, or the best player, but I was one of the fastest. Hank wasn’t a great player either, but he was a great leader like Harry Truman, and he always played Quarterback.

The teams always came out practically equal and pretty well balanced. I don’t think anybody ever won; we would just play until the bell rang, gaining and giving ground, eking out a few yards here and there. We didn’t have much of a passing game, not many boys could catch a pass in stride, but we had good blocking and, our secret weapon, the Statue of Liberty play. The Statue of Liberty play was like the atomic bomb because it nearly always went for a touchdown, but like the atomic bomb we dared not use it all that much. As soon as Hank would fall straight back to pass, everybody knew what the play was and the defenders would all yell out as one, “Statue of Liberty play,” as if they’d all seen an atomic bomb flash;  I’d slip around behind Hank and take the ball from his cocked-back throwing arm, and sweep around the end for a touchdown or a long gainer. Hank always seemed to know just the right time to call the Statue of Liberty play, always catching the other team when they were tired or out of position.

One day a new boy came to school, his name was Moses. He was tall and thin, and we soon found out, he had run track at his old school. Moses was fast, in fact he was so fast that nobody could catch him. Roy snatched him up that first day for his team, and after that the game was never quite the same. Roy would wait for the right moment, before giving the ball to Moses, and Moses would dash away for a touchdown, leaving all of us in the dust.

For thirty days in May, or you know, whatever month it was, our team struggled, wallowing in our defeat, doing what we could to stay in the game, praying for rain or something to slow Moses down. It just didn’t seem fair for one boy to be so much faster than everybody else, especially in the nuclear age. Well finally God must have heard our prayers, because lo and behold another boy showed up whose name was Larry. Larry knew Moses from his old school or club, where they had apparently run track together, and it turned out that Larry could not only catch up to Moses, and negate the advantage he had over the rest of us, but he was also a pretty hard-nosed football player, and he became Hank’s everyday first pick.

Not long after Larry’s arrival, the faculty broke up our teams anyway, taking all the bigger and faster boys to play with the 8th graders for what they called the Heavyweights, and leaving the rest of us 7th graders for the Lightweights. Surprisingly Larry stayed with the Lightweights and we picked up several older boys from the 8th grade, and though we did lose Moses in the deal, we had a pretty good team, even defeating several of the other schools in the area.

I don’t know how our Heavyweights fared that year. We never got to see their games and only had one scrimmage against them, and they were so much better than us, for most of the afternoon we couldn’t make any yardage against them at all. The coach had taught us a single-wing formation, and given us a playbook with some plays, but the Heavyweights knew all the same plays and we had no Statue of Liberty play to call. We did have one trick play though, where the center hiked the ball, not to the quarterback, but directly to the blocking back, which was me. When we called the play that day, it must have caught them by surprise. I got the ball and ran right away through the opening in their defensive line and I had picked up 5 or 6 yards, when suddenly I saw one of their best players, an 8th grader named Rex, coming up from his safety position to get my flag. I ran straight at him, thinking I could get 3 or 4 more yards, and a first down before he snatched off my flags, when suddenly he took hold of my hips and I felt  his knee digging into my thigh.

“What was that all about,” I cried, limping back to the huddle.
“He “knee-holed you”, man,” one of my team-mates said, making the name up, I thought.
“But he tackled me, isn’t that a penalty or something?”

Now that I think about it, it clearly was a penalty…

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I just read this post by the user who calls himself Armand28 on the WWII Online Off Topic forum, and I’m reblogging it because I think it contains great wisdom.

The discussion was in regard to something that President Obama said recently, that we do not need young people to become investment bankers or financial business men, we need them to want to become engineers.

Armand28’s comments came in response to an earlier post in which the commenter said that in his experience many business and law students seem to have no clear understanding that a manager’s job is to remove obstacles that prevent workers from getting work done, because their heads are clouded by numerous facts and case studies, and many saw the large paycheck they would receive as an entitlement due them for their education, and not for being good managers.

“I saw further evidence of this later in law school…fellow students who wanted to go into corporate law, strictly for the money,” he adds.

Armand28 replied:

What wooster saw was a bunch of kids in school. Kids in school always think they know everything, that’s why they tend to vote Democrat.

Once they spend some time in the real world they begin to see how those case studies can be used to help guide actions, not control them, and then they begin to understand how little they really know. Soon they start to realize that their employees know more about what needs to be done around the company than the executives do, but empoyees don’t have the skills to collect, interpret, document and deploy their ideas on a mass scale, that’s what management should be doing. Those MBA’s who knew everything in college then start realizing their job isn’t to know everything, they cannot, but rather their job is to gather what everyone knows and use it to move the company forward.

They start to realize that they are not a producer, but they are a force multiplier. An unmanned spy craft doesn’t actually kill any enemies, but they allow the troops they support to become many times more effective, that’s what a good manager is. Without good management all of the employees’ knowledge and experience will remain locked in the front lines and the company doesn’t move forward. Without good employees you have a bunch of managers on the front lines serving as individual contributors which is a waste of their particular talents.

Whenever I hire a new employee I draw them an org(anizational) chart that has them at the top and me at the bottom. I tell them, “My job is to make you as successful as you can be, so I work for you. If you need something let me know and it’s my job to get it for you. If you are having trouble doing your job because you need your car washed let me know and I’ll wash it for you. I work for you.”

I have been very successful.

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Name That Tourist

[Reprinted from an article at SkyNews.]

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‘Undercover Putin In KGB Reagan Ruse
6:10pm UK,  Wednesday March 18, 2009

Julia Alasheyeva, Moscow

A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia’s Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer.

Does this picture show Putin pretending to be a tourist? (pic: Pete Souza)

The 20-year old photo depicts two world leaders – US President Ronald Reagan and the Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev – in Moscow.

But, according to the man who took the photo, it also captures Mr Putin disguised as a tourist.

Pete Souza, now President Obama’s official photographer, captured the moment when he worked for President Reagan during the political thaw that soon ended the Cold War.

Mr Reagan took a stroll around Red Square accompanied by the Russian leader, who then introduced him to a group of tourists.

In an interview, Mr Souza recounted being surprised at the “pointed” questions these supposed tourists asked the US leader.

They included searching enquiries on the state of human rights in the US…

The planting of KGB officers as bystanders was a common practice in Soviet times.

During the tense stand-off of the Cold War, they would be used to challenge foreign leaders during visits to Russia.

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I Liked This One Best

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My Next Project

To colorize this old little league photograph I found. Here’s the small version. Damn, I was sure good looking then, no wonder Linda liked me.

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And here’s the whole team of Eastside Little League “Braves” from 1962. I remember like four of their names, so if you recognize any of them, please help a brutha’ out.

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In case you’re wondering if/why some of my stories keep changing, it’s because I keep changing them. Let’s see Mark Twain do that.

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Media Messiah

Media Messiah

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